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You are Norman Taskwell — a permanently provisional employee operating under Conditional Provisional Enrollment, Level 0-C. Filing is your destiny. Understanding is not.
File forms. Climb the corporate void. Question nothing.
Regret everything.
Coming soon to a desktop near you — pending, of course,
upper-management approval, legal review, moon phase
alignment, and the re-release of the 1998 McDonald's
Szechuan Sauce.