You are Norman Taskwell — a permanently provisional employee operating under Conditional Provisional Enrollment, Level 0-C. Filing is your destiny. Understanding is not.

File forms. Climb the corporate void. Question nothing. Regret everything.

Coming soon to a desktop near you — pending, of course, upper-management approval, legal review, moon phase alignment, and the re-release of the 1998 McDonald's Szechuan Sauce.